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kapunkle 

Term in Bahamian dialect meaning "badly mangled" or "warped." It is always followed with the word "up" hence kapunkle up.

Kapunkle up is used more to describe how a person looks or feels and less to describe objects.
"Iron your clothes bey, you look so kapunkle up" - meaning ragged. The clothes on their own will be described as rough-dry but wearing them will make you look kapunkle up.

"After that roller coaster ride, I felt so kapunkle up" - meaning broken up.

"Da gymnast was so kapunkle up when she landed, I thought she did hurt herself."

"Dem contortionists is look so kapunkle up. I don't know how dey does get like that. It must be dey genes dread."
kapunkle by Reds January 21, 2006
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when something is so completely and undeniably wrong with your personal hygiene or yoursurroundings/belongings that other people do not even have to ask what the fuck is wrong with you, they can see that you are in fact, kajunkled
Dang, it was so hot outside the other day that my NIZZUTS were kajunkled with sweat and stank.

OR

Scott Malone has a kajunkled gamers keyboard that would make a cockroach gag.
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wow, that looks really kafunkled.

Does this look kafunkled?

Jeeze, His new girlfriend looks really kafunkled....
Kafunkled by Liz and B-Dizzle March 23, 2005

Kafunkle 

(NOUN - Derogatory)

A word used to describe a promiscuous, unclean and odorous person. Usually used to describe women.
“You kafunkle bitch”
“Hey jimmy your girlfriend is a complete kafunkle”
“When was the last time you showered? You’re turning into a real kafunkle”
Kafunkle by Bratorix January 14, 2023

Kafunkle 

(NOUN - Derogatory)

A word used to describe a promiscuous, unclean and odorous person. Usually used to describe women.
"You kafunkle bitch"
"Hey jimmy your girlfriend is a complete kafunkle"
"When was the last time you showered? You're turning into a real kafunkle"
Kafunkle by Bratorix January 14, 2023