Kitten Juggling

To hurl many small cats (aka kittens) through the air from one hand to another. This is usually accompanied by a hospital visit for the juggler if the kittens still have claws.

Kevin tried kitten juggling at a talent show.

by Fredbot July 25, 2008

Kitten Juggling

To be very high after having consumed a vast quantity of illegal controlled substances.

Susan and Tarquin are both totally mashed off their monkey bonces!! Are they juggling kittens again??

by Rod Hull June 12, 2003

Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.

That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.

by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021