MIWNLF 

1. Mom I Would Not Like to Fuck

2. Opposite of more common MILF.

Have you seen Melissa Joan Hart lately? She got all fat from her pregnancy and is now a MIWNLF.

MIWNLF by 21-7-b January 12, 2006

MINLF 

Mom Id Not Like To Fuck. This is the total opposite of the popular MILF aka Mom Id Like To Fuck. These types try way to hard to look young and hot after their prime is over. The typical MILF can pull if off without any effort but the MINLF always fails in this department.

You see someone coming down the street you make a hmm sound which then quickly turns into an aww sound,yes you have been MINLF'd. You must give them the 10 foot rule to be on the safe side. They look good from afar but the closer you get the further you want to be.

MINLF by The Kozzz May 24, 2009

miwlf 

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

miwlf by Sanias March 19, 2004

MINLF 

(n.) acronym; "Mom I'd Not Like to Fuck". Originated from the acronym MILF "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

person 1: dude look at that fat mom in gamestop.
person 2: eww she prolly has a saggy vagina and peperoni nipples... no way i would give her an LJ!
person 1: I know, she's a total MINLF!

MINLF by Bluetiger July 10, 2010

miwnltf 

Mother In would not like to fuck

The amount of MIWNLTF's in this pool is too damn high

miwnltf by Riegah August 28, 2017

MINLFBIKH 

Mother I'd Not Like to Fuck But Is Kinda Hot

That old chick on The Girls Next Door is such a Minlfbikh

MINLFBIKH by Brendan Campbell April 14, 2008