payday

As per the John Waters film A Dirty Shame, a PAYDAY is an unflushed turd.

"A PAYDAY is an unflushed turd, hence my name. I used to defecate in public restrooms . . . and never flushed the toliet."

by iloverobots01 January 10, 2006

payday

A person you know to only have sex for money.

That bitch is hot!

Yeah but she's a payday.

by not a brown bagger April 22, 2009

payday

one of the livest games to come out of milton bradley's board game line since topple

me and LaCourteous was finna play payday when bof we aunts made us go to Aldi and search for the cheapest sales on Good N' Plenty

by Big Country Kellogg October 21, 2008

payday

1. a candy bar
2. teh day on which you get paid
3. an erection
4. to blow your load

i was eating a Payday tm on payday, when i say this beutiful body, so i got an emidiate payday. I walked over, found out she was a hore, so i bought her services. 3 mins latter i paydayed

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

payday

Oral Intercourse. "A BlowJob"

"Man, My date last night rocked. We sat outside of the Church and she gave me a payday before we went in."

by Joshua Dylans April 26, 2008

Payday

A really beautiful and exciting day, which sadly, only happens once a month for most of us, but which means that we've temporarily got money in our pockets again. Sadly though, it's normally pretty bloody short-lived, 'cos we're normally absolutely flat-broke again before the week's out.

Payday's coming! I can't wait!

by Joe_Schmuck July 1, 2017

Payday

When something is positive or good that excites you and/or makes you happy and satisfied.

That shit's payday son!

by xhashmeerx January 18, 2009