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googleing eyes 

When you are video chatting with a friend or family member and instead of looking at the person you are chatting with you are browsing the internet or looking things up on google. Your eyes wander and are out of focus, you are clearly not looking at your friend.
Yo stop giving me googleing eyes and pay attention to me, otherwise I'm not gonna skype with you no more.
googleing eyes by widowpanda July 6, 2010

googleing 

The act of looking something up on an internet search engine to include any people or background search to find out anything significant not previously known.
I've tried to find out if Ashley has been around or done anything stupid.

Have you tried googleing her?
googleing by Tainos Boy June 18, 2006

Googleing 

The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.
My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.
Googleing by Opie2011 October 15, 2010

vanity googleing 

to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic
people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls

since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap
vanity googleing by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026