Cold Goo Share definition Flag When a guy masturbates but doesn't clean up. Then it starts to get cold. Usually happens in a bed. "Last night I was watching Ass Fuck #9 and Jacked off, and the I slept in my cold goo." "Dude, you are fucked!" Cold Goo by Joe Archer January 2, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Cold Goo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch