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meat check 

when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."
man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole
meat check by my pies are piff January 2, 2006
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meat check 

When one person holds a clenched fist and throws it towards another man's balls. This hurts like hell so do it to your friends but don't let them do it to you.
The other day I meat checked Jeffrey so hard that he fell over in the street and got run over by a car.
meat check by ben and dean June 11, 2006

meat check 

The process of observing the external sexual organ of a male (most of the time male) to see if it is in view of the naked eye.
John: Hey Jane can you do a meat check real fast? that girl just gave me a rager and i don’t want my mom to see.
Jane: Sure John! and yah you look good.
meat check by FijiTreyOfficial April 10, 2019

meat check 

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.
the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.
meat check by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015

check the meat 

A phrase to be used in social situations when one wishes to discretely refer to the act of sex.
Excuse me everyone, Jim and I have gotta go check the meat.
~OR~
We checked the meat the other night, and boy was it great!
check the meat by somilrah October 27, 2007

Meat Cheek

taking a piece of meat and slapping, smudging, and/or throwing it at one's cheek. (Method commonly used in the lunchroom)
!!Besides any type of meat, you may use mayo, creamcheese, butter, or any liquidey, sticky, or messy substance!!
"MEAT CHEEK!"
"Dude, you just got meat cheeked!"
"Yo, were gonna meat cheek Boch today!"
"It's Meat Cheek WEEK!"
Meat Cheek by Joe La May 9, 2007

meat checking 

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.
My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.
meat checking by 239 king May 24, 2018