To inflict destruction upon
something/someone, especially by burning
them/it. Burnination can be caused by a Trogdor's wrath, a few too many firebombs, or an overexcited
Fire-type Pokemon (especially one that knows Fire
Blast or Flamethrower).
...and so, FiFi the
rogue Flareon laid burnination upon the desktop of Ima Jerkoff. For want of thirty minutes to do his homework upstairs, Jerkoff lost his actual homework assigment-a ten page
essay on Isaac Asimov-and the respect of
poor forgotten FiFi, who simply needed to empty her bladder.