A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.
Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009
When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.
Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
by airplayne December 24, 2010
A word used in the presence of others in reference to a conversation which you either will not or can not admit ever occurred.
Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.
Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.
Hey Joe, I was thinking about our nonversation on the train last night. Your're right Jim is a clown.
by Grizzly Adamz March 27, 2009
Monica almost fell asleep during our nonversation last night.
Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.
Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.
by M&MM June 11, 2008
When you're sitting at a table full of people (pref. boisterous and social) but you're between two conversations, and no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to get into either of them.
So you end up staring at your drink.
Sad.
Alone.
So you end up staring at your drink.
Sad.
Alone.
by rizz to the slizz December 1, 2005
When 2 or more people are together but not talking. Or when a group of people are talking together, but one or more of them is sitting in silence.
by Bryan Borcoran November 22, 2004
Talk that doesn't consist of anything besides the boring or the usual. Small talk, about as common as the plague.
by ennaburning July 3, 2011