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Shoozorts 

When you sniff so hard that your toenails fling off and nearly fly into your mouth.
Guys help! Grandma made cookies and I can't help it! I'm having Shoozorts. *Cartoon fling sound* *Cartoon licking and chewing sound*
Shoozorts by Gorilla Tag Fella June 20, 2023

Shootone 

Shootone: something that is amazing.
Damn this cake was a shootone.
Shootone by Jenkins Alakbar September 3, 2018

Shoezone Honker 

A person who buys their shoes in shoe zone (Perth)
See that lassie”
“Aye”
“She’s a wee shoezone honker”
Shoezone Honker by Mammydeer January 10, 2019

Shooz on a wire

An indication that drugs can be scored in a given location
The origins of this(before ii went all mainstream)
Was that if you saw a pair of tied together tennis shoes thrown over a telephone wire it meant drugs could be scored nearby
Those in y know would know where
Ted:"we go quail hunting tonight? Ned: "nuff". Ted:"shooz on a wire?" Ned:"I know a trap house".

shiozono 

man 1: shiozono
man 2: (grunts)
shiozono by paratrollsite July 16, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026