| 1. | Mega Man 2 | ||
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Mega Man 2 is the best mega man game ever with awesome badass robot master to defeat and mother fucking metal man!!! Mega man 2 is soooo much better than mega man x and anyone who says diffferently is probably not real. sex attractive male- Hey have you ever played mega man 2 its awesome
lanky strange male- No all i have is mega man x.... my life sucks |
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| 2. | Iron Man 2 (2010) | ||
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Iron Man 2 is a 2010 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character Iron Man, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It is the sequel to 2008's Iron Man, the second film in a planned trilogy and is a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Directed by Jon Favreau, the film stars Robert Downey, Jr., who reprises his role as Tony Stark. In terms of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (a shared fictional universe that is the setting of superhero films produced independently by Marvel Studios), it takes place six months after Iron Man (2008), and directly before Thor (2011). The film's events take place after The Incredible Hulk (2008) but before the final scene with Tony Stark and General Ross.
Tony Stark has revealed his identity as Iron Man and is resisting calls by the United States government to hand over the technology. Ivan Vanko (Mickey Rourke), meanwhile, has developed the same technology and built weapons of his own, creating new challenges for Tony Stark. Iron Man 2 (2010):
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(from trailer) Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: This lone gunslinger act is unnecessary... you don't have to do this alone! (the War Machine rises from a platform) Tony Stark: Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Sidekick *this*! (hits Tony with barbell) (after reviewing Hammer's inventory of weapons) Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'll take it. Justin Hammer: Which one? Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: All of it! Natalie Rushman: I'm going to enter the facility. (she begins to remove her dress, Happy stares at her and dodges a car) Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road. Iron Man: You have *a* big gun, you're not *the* big gun. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Yeah, it's called being a badass. (from trailer) (several droids surround Iron Man and War Machine) Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready... Tony Stark: COME ON! (attack begins) Iron Man: Rhodey, get down! (activates an energy blade that cleaves through all the droids) Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Wow. I think you should lead with that one next time. Iron Man: Sorry, that's a one-off, can only be used once, done once. Tony Stark: (to Nick Fury regarding "The Avengers" initiative) I told you I don't want to join your super-secret boy band. (after end credits) (as Coulson gazes upon a crater, he makes a call) Agent Coulson: Sir. We found it. (camera pans down to reveal Thor's hammer) |
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| 3. | Spider-Man 2 (2004) | ||
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Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 American superhero film directed by Sam Raimi and written by Alvin Sargent from a story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, and Michael Chabon. The sequel to the 2002 film Spider-Man, it is the second film in Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy based on the fictional Marvel Comics character of the same name. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco reprise their roles as Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn, respectively.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
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Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets. Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man. Spider-Man: See ya! Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend! Peter Parker: What do you want? Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock. Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is. Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones... (Tentacle snaps at Peter) Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her... Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what? Spider-Man: Where is she? Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk. (they fight) (Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator) Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit. Spider-Man: Thanks. Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it? Spider-Man: I made it. (pause) Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable... Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy... (pause) Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too. Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves. Spider-Man: I have a knack for that. Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore. (tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius) Spider-Man: Here's your change! |
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| 4. | Iron Man 2 (2010) | ||
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Iron Man 2 is a 2010 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character Iron Man, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It is the sequel to 2008's Iron Man, the second film in a planned trilogy and is a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Directed by Jon Favreau, the film stars Robert Downey, Jr., who reprises his role as Tony Stark. In cinematic canon, it takes place six months after Iron Man, and directly before Thor. The film's events take place after The Incredible Hulk but before the final scene with Tony Stark and General Ross.
Tony Stark has revealed his identity as Iron Man and is resisting calls by the United States government to hand over the technology. Ivan Vanko, meanwhile, has developed the same technology and built weapons of his own, creating new challenges for Stark. Iron Man 2 (2010):
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(taken away by the police) Ivan Vanko: You lose, Stark! You lose! Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: (aiming their repulsar beams at each other) Put your hand down. Tony Stark: You think you got what it takes to wear that suit? Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: We don't have to do this, Tony. Tony Stark: You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot. Tony Stark: You didn't know my father. Nick Fury: As a matter of fact, he was the founding member of S.H.I.E.L.D. (after reviewing Hammer's inventory of weapons) Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'll take it. Justin Hammer: Which one? Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: All of it! Agent Coulson: (holding up the Captain America shield) Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is? Tony Stark: *That*... is exactly what I need! (takes shield, shoves it under coil, measures with carpenter's level) Tony Stark: There, see? Perfectly level. Natalie Rushman: I'm going to enter the facility. (she begins to remove her dress, Happy stares at her and dodges a car) Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road. Iron Man: Rhodey, get down! (activates an energy blade that cleaves through all the droids) Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Wow. I think you should lead with that one next time. Iron Man: Sorry, that's a one-off, can only be used once, done once. (After end credits) (as Agent Coulson gazes upon a crater, he makes a call) Agent Coulson: Sir. We found it. (camera pans down to reveal Thor's hammer) |
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| 5. | Man #2 | ||
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Name for the second guy in a gay relationship. the one who isnt very known and doesnt have many friends "Did you know that James has a boyfriend?"
"no way!" "Ya..Man #2" "Omgosh, Megan Watson is such a Man #2!!" |
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| 6. | Double Penis Man | ||
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The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD! Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ? Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me! Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!! |
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| 7. | Man | ||
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There are a few types of men i will explain all of them Man 1: a type of person who is obsessed with having sex with women usually having sex with about 12 before getting maried to a women who at times will love him but when one bad thing happens will bring up all past falures as weapons against him until he is turned into the bad guy at the end of the fight this is comprised of most normel men. Man 2: a womanizer someone who destroys womens trust in men because he has been wronged in the past by women normally posted as bad guys in Romantic comedies and such but all because of women that other women must suffer strange indeed. Man 3: The type of man who might turn womanizer because he is such a gentleman that he has complete trust that women will treat him nice if he treats them nice they are on extremely low supply do to the fact that women that find these diamonds normally dont know what they found until they have created another womanizer who is soulbent on destroying women who have destroyed him. Man 1: Man im gonna get some pussy tonight
(10 years later) Man 1: were has my life gone ive had sex with 10 girls and am married to the biggest bitch in the world. Man 2: Hello sexy how you doing tonight Ignorant Women: oh my goodness your a real man Next day Ignorant Women: OH NO HE LEFT. (cries over her deception) Man 3: My love it is for you that i wish to praise myself iternally to. Bitch: Yea right im leaving you your clearly a fake. |
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