poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.
When someone approaches your car believing that you are their Überdriver when you just happened to be in the same area that their app told them the real driver should be.
Those drunks leaving the bar tried to get in my car because I have a black sedan, but , I had to tell them I was a Phüber.
1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.
2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studyingpolitical correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.
The backbone of the social justice warrior debate strategy.
Everyone that disagrees with a social justice warrior feelings logic should be labeled as an "-ist" and a "-phobe". Now it is no longer necessary to pick one that is relevant, or more likely isn't relevant to the situation such as "racist, or "homophobe". Just combine all of them together so you are always right by using the term "ist-phobe".
Member of the Patriarchy: Let us discuss this peer reviewed scientific study to see the data on this issue.
SJW: You're just an ist-phobe so your arguments do not count. STFU.