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commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.
"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.
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I will commit suicide 

PLEASE DONT MANY PEOPLE WILL MISS YOU I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌺✨♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💗💖💖 ☹️ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL EVEN THO IT MAY BE HARD, KEEP FIGHTING YOU CAN DO THIS!
You- I will commit suicide
Me-No Please dont the world would miss you💗

I'm going to commit suicide 

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed
Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

Thinking of planning to commit suicide 

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.
Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.

CUMmit suicide 

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral
CUMmit suicide by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010

YEETUS YITUS COMMIT SUICIDEUS 

"Yo you a nibba"
"YEETUS YITUS COMMIT SUICIDEUS"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026