A little man endowed with tiny sexual equipment. He spends his days and nights in his mother'
s basement looking for unshielded keeps so he can repetitively scout them, phone in one hand, small equipment in the other only taking breaks to fondle said equipment when a mating scene comes on on animal planet.
Even though his
sister is of the
opinion that their
dad is a better
shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (
like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.
Currently His
friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”