KMIT

From Yiddish, this acronym stands for "Kish Mir Im Tokhes". A way to tell someone off that you dslike.

You didn't like that concert that I paid for you to attend? Well, KMIT!

KMIT by pentozali November 8, 2005

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KMITF

kmitf stands for "kick me in the face." Alot like fml but much more violent. Used to express retarded amounts of fail on ones self or just ridiculous levels of disappointment.

KMITF, the pregnancy test is positive

AHH! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started... KMITF.

KMITF by facekicker September 3, 2009

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KMITF • KMIT • Kmita • kmitl • Markus Kmitus

KMITF

Abbreviation for: Kill Me In The Face

1. Expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.

2. Statement of frustration.

OUCH, I've just stubbed my toe - KMITF!

KMITF I’ve got to stay late at work.

My Mrs is having an affair, fucking KMITF!

KMITF by SmellyMatter May 18, 2011

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kmitl

Keep me in the loop

Anon1: Hey kmitl
Anon2: Np

kmitl by Gentoo Man June 7, 2021

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Kmita

cama chikita

ya tendi mi kmita

Kmita by pan con queso May 30, 2021

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Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

Markus Kmitus by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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