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Ass + spatula. This is the spatula your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Usually large enough to flip a 12" pancake, and strong enough withstand a 300 degree flame. Often contained a homing device so when you broke something in the house and went to hide the assula before your mom found the broken item, your mom could always find it to come beat some ass.
My mom was so proud of her assula that she had it bronzed.

I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.
Assula by -hef- November 10, 2009
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Assulator 

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.
He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.
Assulator by mr knight October 4, 2008

assclart 

a gay person who loves it up the bum
your such a assclart
assclart by shaun pryce January 14, 2004
when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.
bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.
assflare by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

assulated 

Past tense of "assult" (an alternate spelling of "assault"). There is no such word as "assulate."
You can assult a person. That person was assulated. But you can't assulate them.
assulated by Mr Ken Shabby February 3, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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