lifty

Any person working at a ski area. Always underpaid, underlaid and usually stoned, lifties slave all winter for fresh tracks. You can tell a lifty by their unkempt hair, Carhartt jeans, duct taped jackets and look of confusion. Their jobs are boring and their appartments are littered with pizza boxes and empty cans of Pabst Blue Ribon.

I think that lifty threw a snowball at a Texan.

lifty by Stephan Demers October 27, 2005

Lifty

Shopliftin Racoon from Happy Tree Friends (Patnered with Shifty)

N) Lifty n Shifty are from HTF and the always screw up tryin to steal suff

Lifty by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

Lifty

A fat fucking bitch.

LIFTY IS FAT AS FUCK LOLOL

Lifty by Clownic December 31, 2021

Lifty'd 

The act of stealing something, usually from a close friend or roommate.

"Hey guys check it out! I just lifty'd this $40 from my roommate earlier today while he was at work!"

Lifty'd by TheseCookiesIsGood March 16, 2017

Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.

Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy

Liftocracy by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022

hot lead face lift

aka HLFL

To get shot in the face and have it half way hanging off .

Jake loves to snitch so he caught a Hot Lead Face Lift.

hot lead face lift by purple skull July 6, 2010

Schizo Lifter 

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.

Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.

Schizo Lifter by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021