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Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
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Person 1: Did you know that if you eat poison oak leaves, you'll never get poison oak?

Person 2: Um... where the fuck did you hear that..

Person 1: uh... i read it.. in a book.

Person 2: Wow.. you're a fucking moolack.
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Shut up and suck my moococken!
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Hey, rock that moflock!
moflock by Isabella Porrini January 17, 2007
person 1. Did you know water has calories?

person 2. No it doesn`t!

person 1. well why is it when you drink you weigh more

person 2. Omg only a fucking moolack would believe that!!!
Moolack by Spazisu July 17, 2011