pot squat

The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.

"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."

pot squat by winegirly October 14, 2005

Flower Pot Squat 

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.

Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.

Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.

Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.

Flower Pot Squat by BootBanger November 17, 2011

squat pot 

a squat toilet; a low, ground-level bathroom fixture used for defecation and urination. More common in Eastern cultures, particularly public restrooms. See Wikipedia article for "squat toilet"

Pooping was always an adventure in Taiwan--I had to aim and drop 'em into a squat pot!

squat pot by taiwan touch your heart February 3, 2008

squat pot 

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

squat pot by curlypoo December 25, 2020

Squabble Pot 

When the news or other sources have articles or arguments over pot.

If you look up these words in Google, you get a bunch of articles about people squabbling over pot.
Man reading news: They're in a squabble pot again!

Squabble Pot by SugaryRaine January 7, 2021

Potsquatch 

A Potsquatch refers to a person who is pro cannabis, and supports fellow weed smoking humans to live a better, fuller life.

Man, what a potsquatch! They just voted for everyone to be able to grow weed.

Potsquatch by Dots89 August 15, 2021