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When your ass gets stanky and you go to scratch it, but end up accidentally fingering your anus.
"Damn, woman, your incessant nagging just knocked my concentration off and I funtizzled my damn bung hole. Now sniff it, bitch."
funtizzle by Nebulad21 November 26, 2005
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Furizzle 

Another word that basicly screams "for real", somewhat sarcasticly. Preps will tipically use the word. It is also known that the popular friend's side kick cannot use the word.
Ashley are you being furizzle right now? Did he really just look at my butt?
Furizzle by raine tones August 16, 2011

fukizzle 

fuck.. thats it.. just fuck
Fukizzle
fukizzle by SlasheR September 21, 2003

The Fujizzle 

When a girl gives you a handjob, and right before you ejaculate, you throw her on the bed face-down, and belly flop on top of her, then ejaculate on her back, claiming her as your mate.
"Hey, man! Last night I gave my girl the Fujizzle, and she loved it!

"Wow, dude! Looks like she's the one!"
The Fujizzle by Oryonnite17 June 1, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026