Hate wank 

To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.

"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."

Hate wank by spyanuk October 2, 2005

Hate wank 

To punish one’s self for poor performance you masturbate using deep heat as lube.

Johnny lost another client today, he went home to punish himself with a hate wank.

Hate wank by This_guy0885 November 2, 2023

hate-wank 

source: gazthatch.

to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.

a personal challenge of sorts.

I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.

hate-wank by lardpony September 4, 2005

Reverse Hate Wank 

To masturbate in a very specific way, involving both hands, one hand to choke one's self in a violent hateful way, the other hand to wrap around and under the leg to apply pressure and become numb. Then begin to masturbate vigorously while choking.

Person enioys domination and is no longer interested in good ol' fashioned salami slapping.

They begin to hatefuly choke themselves during the process out of frustration but it feels strange to do it alone .. what if someone else were involved? But they have no friends and nobody wants to touch their horrible body. How to make it feel as if someone else was stroking their johnson?

After experimentation they discover the reverse stranger and incorporate this, hooking their free arm around and under the leg to be sat and become numb before masturbating and choking, giving the feeling that a strange hand were performing the act.

Thus the reverse hate wank was born.

Reverse Hate Wank by poodin June 5, 2013