Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Aztec Two Step

This is when the shit comes from you arse faster than you can make it to the crapper. AKA Reah

I felt a gurgle in my stomach as I danced the Aztec Two Step down the hall.

by Duder16789 January 15, 2008