bean machine 

see rice rocket - but with a Hispanic influence and/or driver. Found all over America, but more common in Texas and California, Honda Civics and similar cars are tricked out and ghetto-ized by more and more Mexicans and hispanics every day.

Cars are easily identified by hanging Mexican, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Guatemalan, etc. flags hanging from the rear-view mirror.

Guy 1) Man, did you see that rice rocket fly by with the 4 foot tall spoiler?
Guy 2) No bro - there was the red, white and green hangin - that was a bean machine.

bean machine by RMurphy February 7, 2007

bean machine 

A mobile burrito stand

Everyday at the construction site, mexicans get lunch from the bean machine.

bean machine by Flinn September 27, 2005

bean machine 

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

bean machine by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009

bean machine 

An Automated Teller Machine; or ATM.

I'm out of cash. Before we go out I've got to go tip over a bean machine.

bean machine by ar42dent September 14, 2005

bean machine 

bean machine is a cool machine that produces fight clubs for fun

you bean go make me another fight club

bean machine by biggav88 February 18, 2005

Bean Machine 

A old clapped out pickup truck owned by a mexican. Usually any old outdated Toyota Pickup

Moises drives his bean machine for his gardening business

Bean Machine by chomperz February 12, 2021

Mean Bean Machine 

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.

"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."

Mean Bean Machine by Ushimimi September 14, 2016