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you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Mob T-Wood 

A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.
FUCK. Its rolled. Mob T-Wood.
Mob T-Wood by XXX42069 December 25, 2017

I wouldn't worry about it 

The first phrase that should pop into every /k/ommando's mind when they're in the deep, dark woods and they hear something reminiscent of footsteps in the distance. You have SKS, don't be a pussy. Definitely not a skinwalker.
Ivan: Sergei did you of hearings something?
Sergei: Yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
Ivan: You are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
Sergai: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it

I can't work under these conditions 

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.
Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.

Chase a bag, Don’t worry ‘bout what I’m doin’ 

From the song Dead locs by Blueface. To tell someone to mind their business and focus on other things than what you’re doing
Melanie: “ where are you going!?!”
Daniel : “ Chase a bag, don’t worry ‘bout what I’m doin’ “

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze. 

The reward is not worth the effort.
She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.