woopshnit 

"Peeps" that have been left outside in Easter eggs for over a year. Normally rained on and decomposed just enough to make them look like real baby birds eggs when finally found and opened.

"That whackjabob just ate a bunch of woopshnit!"

woopshnit by DAWAN June 1, 2003

Woodsonite 

A student or former student from the W.T. Woodson High School. Generally known for their excessively high GPA and overloading of AP courses. Woodsonites are often found roaming the areas of Fair City Mall and University Mall with popular hangouts being the Cinema Arts Movie Theater and Josie's Frozen Yogurt.

Not to be confused with the term "Woodsonians" which is actually not a name used by students, but by teachers in a sad attempt to be hip.

Student 1: Are you going to Josie's today?
Student 2: Yeah, there's supposed to be tons of Woodsonites there.

Woodsonite by proudtitania September 11, 2011

Woolshit 

When someone noticeably attempts to pull the wool over your eyes.

TV:"Fatass lost 50 pounds in just ONE WEEK on this AMAZING diet for fat people! Call now and we'll double this offer because we're desperate!"

...That's woolshit.

Woolshit by OddWad August 24, 2011