Ass Butter

The stuff you find in between your ass cheecks after not showering for days.

There was so much ass butter in the hobo's ass he could ass butter his toast.

by Jameses September 22, 2005

Ass Butter

That thick white spread you cake onto baby's asses when they have diarrhea. Could be Butt Paste, Desitin, etc... its all Ass Butter.

Wife: Damn it, will you shut that baby up?
Husband: Sure, pass me the Ass Butter... he's due for another spread.

by Noslot July 21, 2009

Ass Butter

The Perfect Topping For Any Toast

Jim: You Got Any Ass Butter
John: Check The Fridge

by Yivo13 April 14, 2010

Ass Butter

a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.

Archibald:"I say old boy, pass me the assbutter!"
Reginald: "Righto you silly clown!"

by Assbutterer August 10, 2003

Ass Butter

what comes out from a girls ass after sex

your ass is buttering!

by as butta´ August 2, 2003

Ass Butter

What comes out of a gay guys ass after sex. Shorter version is "AB"

"You (lick or like) the AB dont you" or "That AB on your chin"

by The Crew June 19, 2003

Ass Butter

A nice smooth spread that comes out the ass after sex. It can be used on toast or other foods.

Dave saved his ass butter in the fridge for dinner.

by jesus that doesn't love kurt April 21, 2006