Kipling

The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.

Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.

Kipling by Poppins February 26, 2005

Kipling

An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.

Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.

Kipling by werelemming September 19, 2005

Kipling

The act of fellating ones Hemorrhoids. Made popular by Nobel Prize recipient Joseph Rudyard Kipling who was repudiated to thoroughly enjoy the practice.

My girlfriend got really drunk last night and gave me some Kipling.

Kipling by Keef Da Thief February 18, 2009

Kipling

Kipling is a guy who is usually really shy but the girls love him cause he has dimples. Kipling is the kinda guy who lowkey plays an instrument but is embarrassed to show people

Yo kipling, those dimples are really popping today

Kipling by Thelegend277 March 14, 2017

Kipling

A person who very....unusual. They may be obsessed with Alice in wonderland, spray painting, and most likely a spoiled brat. They are probably hated by a lot of people. very "dramatic" at least that's how people describe them. Gets mad easily, and annoying asf!

Me: Did you see her being a Kipling?
You: yeah! They're interesting.

bitch girl

Kipling by Lunabby August 8, 2017

kipling

a dickhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the balls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out bitch im coming for you.

a southsider knacker baby who slags northsiders and gets raped in the bum by his rich daddy cos he drives a bmw and a hummer.

kipling by niamh 100% pure northsider March 1, 2005

Kipling

As in Mr Kipling, purveyor of fine cake(s). Cake being slang for money, specifically cash. The term Kipling is commonly used when communicating with business associates via text or telecon, notably to conceal the fact that certain works may be paid via cash as opposed to putting "through the books".

Bazza: Dal, I've finished clearing the scran off the roof tiles with the cherry picker.
Dal: Good boy, I'll see you at the weekend with the kipling.

Kipling by Pat the builder April 26, 2020