This is an equally self-depricating, equally egotistical term to describe living a crazy life filled with ups, downs and events that you can only describe as having "ruled at life"
Remember when you did Hungry Like the Wolf for karaoke and the host gave you free shots of Jager during the song? That ruled at life!
by not Leora August 22, 2005
1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.
3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."
4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.
5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.
3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."
4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.
5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"
Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"
Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"
by bobandbill April 7, 2011
Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.
by bobandbill December 27, 2011