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mancretary 

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.
John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.
mancretary by Milbert December 9, 2008
When semen solidifies and hardens in hair.
I was giving my old lady a facial and I was so backed up that most of my nut landed in her hair causing some serious mancrete.
Mancrete by OceanReefer January 3, 2011
The combination of Man and Secret. Knowledge that is privileged, solely shared among men, and intended to be concealed from women.
Bro, don't tell my wife that I bought a sports car because she suffers from lower back pain and won't want to ride in it. That mancret will destroy the sale of all future sports cars if women find out.
Mancret by organicluv September 12, 2009

Man carpet 

A condition that occurs when there are too many men and not enough beds. Usually occurs on spontaneous vacations or due to underbooking rooms.
Dude we had 15 guys and only one twin sized bed, there were so many people sleeping on the floor the floor was covered by a wall to wall man carpet.
Man carpet by drycover March 20, 2011

mancapped 

turned on, horny, erect, from ManCaps, a gay sex-enhancement pill
It's only been two days and I'm totally mancapped. I've got to get some ass right now!
mancapped by wehomo90210 June 30, 2010
when you have alot of uncircumcised skin at the end of your penis
i got my mancape caught in my zipper again
mancape by Nasty Nate M September 11, 2013