Monkey's Ass 

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

Monkey's Ass by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Monkey's Ass 

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.

Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass

Monkey's Ass by Gius? November 4, 2024

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass 

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

son of a monkey's ass 

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.

::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"

son of a monkey's ass by Meta April 12, 2004

Half past the monkey's ass 

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

Half past the monkey's ass by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money 

A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.

Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money by I'm sarcastic person who loves April 17, 2013