humpus

a sexual fetish involving using humus as lubricant

Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night

by hummuslvr3000 April 27, 2011

humpus

A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.

Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".

by Brentus August 23, 2005

humpus

the act of wanting to hump and/or have intercourse with a non-human entity

i wanna humpus a wumpus

by PvP-English March 17, 2021

humpu

An anchent form of martial arts based on the tactic of thrusting your hips in a forward and reverse motion.

"Your humpu is far superior to my ninjitsu!"

by Aerion August 29, 2005