shitsmear
That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!
shitsmear by SoulfulZen August 10, 2005
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shitsmear
shitsmear: a smear of shit across any place, when gotten after sexual activity it can be wiped across the face of one or more of the people involved.
person 1: man after anal with helga last night my dick had a huge shitsmear
person 2: did you wipe over that slut's face?
person 2: did you wipe over that slut's face?
shitsmear by thatfatbastard December 7, 2012
ShitSmear
A nickname given to a guy named Colby by his number one stalker, they say they hate him, but are secretly in love with him, though it is true Colby is gross, the stalker continues to advance on the hunt for ShitSmear
Man 1: hey look it’s Colby
Man 2: hey Colby
Colby: hey guys
Stalker: grrrr it’s ShitSmear, hey guys, let’s hide in the woods behind his house, and then scare him hehehehe
Man 1: you are so deranged
Man 2: hey Colby
Colby: hey guys
Stalker: grrrr it’s ShitSmear, hey guys, let’s hide in the woods behind his house, and then scare him hehehehe
Man 1: you are so deranged
ShitSmear by AverageCanadian7567 May 28, 2024
shitspeak
A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.
United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.
shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020