SBFMI 

stupid buttfucking moronic idiot. A 58 year old virgin

Perry Monds is a SBFMI

SBFMI by suz May 21, 2003

sfmi

sent from my iphone
An abbreviation to use for the times when you are bothered your email (sent from an iphone) is shorter than the signature
more here - http://palblog.fxpal.com/?p=559

got it
--sam
sfmi

instead of

got it
--sam
Sent from my iPhone

sfmi by tachy0n April 13, 2009

SBFM

Surrounded By Fucking Morons. An expression you utter when everybody around you appears to be as smart as a bag of rocks

I had to explain it ten times, and they still wouldn't understand! I'm SBFM

SBFM by Ninjarrrrr October 16, 2013

SFMILF 

(Sfff-millf)
Deriving from MILF, this term basically means a ...

Sister's
Friend's
Mum
I'd
Like (to)
F**k

This term was invented at Bosworth Waterpark, Leicestershire, when two boys noticed one of their sister's friend's mum was rather hot.

Joe #1: Hey, Joe look at my sister's friend, hott aint she?

Joe #2: Not bad, but check out her mum! shes hotter!

Joe #1: definetley!

joe #2: A bit of a sfmilf if you ask me...

SFMILF by Jo.Zif July 6, 2007

sbfmita

Snuggle buddy fuck me in the ass

Sbfmita plz

sbfmita by Hey_there_hey_you April 23, 2016

sbwmi 

sbwmi=sexy bitch with mental issues

I m a sbwmi.

sbwmi by artemisbwmi November 3, 2021

sufmise 

the act of torturing yourself by remebering your cringes and toxic self talk

_what have you been doing in the holiday ? _i have sufmised and cried alone. _interesting !

sufmise by shingara November 6, 2021