FreeBSD

FreeBSD is a stable, well designed, fast POSIX operating system. It has a well organised group of experienced core developers. As a result it is far more reliable than Linux, whose architecture is vastly inferior.
Linux sucks; use FreeBSD instead :-)
by markcollinsx November 12, 2003
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FreeBSD

Fuckin better than Linux, doesnt complain about deps so much, and actually has support for xmbmon.
FreeBSD is so much fuckin better than Linux, you jackass!
by Joe July 26, 2003
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FreeBSD

A big sadomasicistic dominatrix that does not charge for her services.
It's time to go to the freeBSD.
by Mary August 03, 2003
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freebsd

FreeBSD is an Unix operating system like Linux, but much older, more disciplined and more mature. It is faster and more stable for servers, but doesn't have such a wide range of software or such fast-growing support that Linux has. Linux is better if you want to play the games and other closed-source software released for Linux too- like Enemy Territory, UT2004 and so on. FreeBSD deserves to be more popular though, but from these other posts you can see why it isn't. Let's hope they're the minority of FreeBSD fans.
Mr. Newbie couldn't take the abuse and RTFMming of the FreeBSD community, so installed Gentoo instead.
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FreeBSD Zealot

(1)Someone who openly advocates group sex and/or bestiality or pornography focused on these subjects. (2) Someone with a large collection of pornographic material or extensive online presense of group sex and bestiality, especially someone who shares this with friends and coworkers.
I'm probably a "FreeBSD Zealot". If you give me a hit of X, I could f--k a goat.
by heloisesuncle September 12, 2009
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