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softporn 

Colloquial expression of the full term "soft pornography".

Pornography that is relatively less visual then its antecedent "hardcore porn". Does usually not contain close-up images of genitalia, will not display bodily fluids and does not require its participants to actually engage in sexual activity.

This variety of sexual explicity is commonly enjoyed by beginning pornography viewers.
Jeez dude, are you really into softporn? Not me! I like my porn with some pussy in it.
softporn by Raphonian July 4, 2005
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softporn 

Sexy media content that is not quite pornographic
The way the female dancers in the music video were shaking their butts was softporn.
softporn by T.V. John February 7, 2013
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Hard Core Soft Porn 

A mythical style of film and photography that came into non-existence following the less graphic but equally fictional First Born Unicorn era of filmography and photography.
Culturally aware conversationalist #1: "Can't get that Hard Core Soft Porn out of my head..."

Culturally aware conversationalist #2:"You must be dreaming Californication, yo."

Softcorn 

Very light pornography (fully clothed, well manored, chivalrous, immaculate attention to detail) Usually accompanied with popcorn.
Nigella Lawson is my favourite "corn-star"

I love watching softcorn porn
Softcorn by Porn-etiquette November 20, 2014

Soft Porn 

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
Soft porn is like porn without sex lol
Soft Porn by giorgio4 November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026