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glock nine 

A typical happy go lucky cunt that loves free shit, hates cops and also the law.

Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.

When drunk, no not approach
sheesh, glock nine... well...

glock is a fuckint bad cunt

or
glock is a fucking good cunt
glock nine by not glock November 22, 2021

glok nine 

could be short, tall, stoned or drunk, either way they are either very grumpy or very happy.

will either ask for a number or a problem.

could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.
that cunt glok nine tagged my mail box, again
glok nine by not glock November 22, 2021

glokknine 

Yo you herd glokknine is in jail again

for real what for

sum dumb shit
glokknine by Waffle licker January 15, 2021

Glocninez 

A god, One of the best players in MW2. Sick at freestyles, quickscoping, hardscoping, tryharding and owning noobs in general
Girls - OMFG ITS GLOCNINEZ!!! CAN I HAZ SEX PLAWKS Glocninez - Lawlz ^_^
Glocninez by Jebus Our Saviour October 21, 2010

GLOKKNINE 

Glokknine is a Rising Florida Rapper who was born and raised in Orlando,FL. GlokkNine's stage name was inspired by the Glock pistol and WFTV Channel 9 his favorite local news channel. The two kk's in his name stand for KillKill
Glokknine a real Jit bo Cap
GLOKKNINE by FinesseKid1K February 21, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026