Minnesota Twins 

The Twins only won the World Series twice, in 1987 and 1991. They went in 1965 but got beat by the Dodgers in 7 games.

I like the Minnesota Twins because they win games and don't buy championships like the Yankees, but can we please get a new fucking stadium?

Minnesota Twins by hosewad November 14, 2003

Minnesota Twins 

The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.

Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?

The Minnesota Twins.

Minnesota Twins by Josh Beehler June 15, 2005

Minnesota Twins 

A large pair of Midwestern breasts.

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?

Minnesota Twins by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022

Minnesota Twins 

were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years

The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.

Minnesota Twins by 0000 October 16, 2003

minnesota twins 

the worst baseball team to have ever existed.

GOD DAMN the minnesota twins suck so much ass

minnesota twins by shadows99 August 14, 2009

minnesota twins

n. Identically dressed government agents. Attire often consists of matching helmets, masks, billy clubs, sneers etc.

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I got a selfie with the minnesota twins! They always look so precious.

And ruthless.

Precious and ruthless.

minnesota twins by gnostic3 January 29, 2026