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Ninjercept 

A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.
I threw a paper ball at Pedro today but Tony ninjercepted it.
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Ninjatext is text that is the same color as the background it's on. You can only see it if you highlight it. It's really annoying.

People usually use ninjatext to say "jk" or "sarcasm" without ruining the joke.
It gets it's name because it's stealthy, like a ninja.
I was offended when that guy on that blog said he hates black people, but then I saw his ninjatext that said "Just kidding, I'm not racist."
Ninjatext by TheLollercoaster December 5, 2010
adj. to have the attributes and characteristics of a ninja.
First used in the primal circles of the ninja clans to describe the measurement of a ninjas ability to do ninja like things.
He had so much ninjacity that the pirate never even saw his death coming.

He killed that man with so much ninjacity that his head splattered across the entire room.
ninjacity by Jon Schroeder October 23, 2007

ninjanet 

one who is being taught by her mother who is a master of ninjaism.
the young gril recieved her black belt by the age of 2.
the young girl at age 16 is a ninjanet
ninjanet by alexis hula April 30, 2011

ninjacat9000 

A amazing person, loves cats, is cat part human, loves junk, but stays healthy, ok at studies and loves to prank and pounch
You are amazing like ninjacat9000
ninjacat9000 by Ninjacat9000 April 19, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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