barstool 

Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English

"You thick barstool"

barstool by Smithsta February 9, 2004

Barstool 

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).

I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!

Barstool by Hattiesturd September 4, 2009

Barstool 

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

Barstool by Jamie April 3, 2004

Barstool 

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

Barstool by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

Barstool 

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.

The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.

Barstool by thirddegree February 25, 2003

Barstool 

slut; someone who sleeps with anyone when drunk

"Becky, don't be such a barstool"
"Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."

Barstool by cursor March 9, 2015

barstool 

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

barstool by lightonpixels September 26, 2007