crack hat 

Something to say when a person is being a dumbass.

Having your head shoved so far up your butt crack, you could wear it for a hat. Deriative from the popular insults "to have your head up your ass" or "ass hat".

God damn, you're a crack hat!

crack hat by firewall007 May 7, 2005

crack hat 

Like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine

James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?

crack hat by polopice February 3, 2008

crack smuggler hat 

A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.

Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!

Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!

crack smuggler hat by Monklee March 17, 2009

Cack hatch 

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.

"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"

Cack hatch by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

Crackhat 

Something to say when a person is being a dumbass.

Having your head shoved so far up your butt crack, you could wear it for a hat. Deriative from the popular insults "to have your head up your ass" or "ass hat".

God damn, you're a crack hat!

Crackhat by firewall007 May 9, 2005

Hate Crank

When you experience such feelings of rage it encourages you to ejaculate to the subject that angered you

Stacy made me so fucking mad the other day, I hate cranked to that bitch.

Hate Crank by B-Minerall May 31, 2026