Just about the slickest dude in the local galaxies. Usually hangs around Anemio-theta near Proxima Centari, and carries around an antigravity neutron pistol.
Ow! Aquaticus just stole my God damn biopizza! Someone rip his dick off!
*All chant and agree*
*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."
*All chant and agree*
*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."
by hanes May 5, 2005
A inconsiderate person that cuts you off in a boat or otherwise acting like a douchbag while operating a boat and doesn't matter if drinking or not. One that thinks they are the only ones out on the water
by witness to douchous aquaticus January 14, 2012