When a pain in the
ass customer makes an order more
complicated by telling you everything they don’t want on their
food versus the 2 things they do want.
Kyrie: What can I get for you?
Customer: I want this salad with no cheese, no
ham, no
bacon, no tomato, no cucumbers, no onions, and instead of blue cheese I want a lemon wedge and oil.
(Hands customer bowl of lettuce with oil and a lemon wedge on it.
Rings up PNA Charge with an eye roll.)
Another example:
Customer: I want the cheese burger with no cheese, no buns, no lettuce or tomato, no
mayo, no mustard, no onions, no pickles,
cooked rare.
(Waiter brings customer a plate with a bloody raw meat patty on it.)