piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

piddle fart 

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

piddle fart by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

fiddlefart 

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.

fiddlefart by harry flashman August 10, 2003

pittlefarting 

wasting time

hay bob qiut pittlefarting around

pittlefarting by Dustin Dakota Smith December 22, 2008

picklefart 

A fart that you hold in so long that it actually pickles and smells much, much worse when finally released.

I nearly died from the smell after little Billy cooked up the deadliest, narliest, most shaznasty picklefart.

picklefart by Nignog Jiggaboo, Give a dog a March 28, 2010

Fiddlefarter 

Someone who does nothing important and doesn't do what they are told. They would rather sit around playing Rock Band and farting.

Keith is going to miss his eye appointment because he is the world's top fiddlefarter.

Fiddlefarter by PamMcCrat February 17, 2009

tiddlefart

One word that describes all words

She was so fine, she was a tiddlefart

tiddlefart by JJowe November 18, 2017