lickety split

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

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Lickety Split

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.

Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.

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The 2 lesbians drove to San Francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their shit.

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“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”

“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”

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Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.

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refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart.

My mouth is so dry from performing lickety split.

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Spreading the pussy lips with your tongue. That's the real meaning.

that girl is so fine I would eat her lickety split

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