Military Police
i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.
Military Police by drew April 24, 2005
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Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
military police by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007
Military police
Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.
Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.
Military police by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020
Military Police Investigations
A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.
Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”
Military Police Investigations by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026