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2 definitions by CaptainCumshot

 
1.
Microsuck's warning that uses complicated addresses to warn you that you are running Windows.

The fatal screen that showed on Windows 98 when Bill Gates unveiled the "great" operating system.
Windows has crashed. I am the blue screen of death. No one can hear your screams.
by CaptainCumshot April 08, 2007
 
2.
Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
by CaptainCumshot April 09, 2007