buttchomp 

Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.

"You are a complete buttchomp!"

buttchomp by Eric Wood April 24, 2005

buttchumpstin 

A true friend who always Enjoys!!!!!

That buttchumpstin partied so hard last night, he woke up naked on your parents floor.

buttchumpstin by The stream September 28, 2021

buttchip 

a guy who surpasses the definitons of other words such as, idiot, stupid, lame.. or just a word to say when you dont know how to describe a guy who has made you mad, upset, confused etc.

Ugh Mike is ughhhh seriously ugh he's so awkward!!! He is SUCH a total buttchip!!!

I can't believe Jon hasn't texted me, what is his problem ugh such a buttchip.. such a buttchip.

buttchip by nodes June 25, 2008

butthump 

To unlock a door with a magnetic card lock, without first removing the card from your wallet, or the wallet from your back pocket.

Nobody was around, and I was in a hurry, so I just butthumped the server room door open.

butthump by vertigo23 April 19, 2009

butthumper 

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

butthumper by bullshark April 1, 2008

buttchovie 

A Buttchovie is any thing that makes your butt itch.

After you leave a big dump, if your butt itches you are suffering from a case of buttchovies.

buttchovie by Ludy Dojo March 7, 2007

Buttchum 

1. explosive dhiarrea

2. Someone thats being a complete jerk

1. The little boy was so sick that he shot his buttchum all over the bathroom stall.

2. Dude, just relax and stop being such a buttchum

Buttchum by angrysmurf October 16, 2010