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Hegewisch 

The safest, cleanest & greatest neighborhood in Chicago. Hegewisch is where East Side people move to when they finally realize that their pathetic little lives are shit.
Person 1: I can't believe I've lived like this for so long! I'm getting the fuck out of the East Side!
Person 2: Damn bro! Where are you going?
Person 1: Hegewisch!
Person 2: You lucky motherfucker! Do you need a roommate?
Hegewisch by SithMaggot November 22, 2015
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Hegewisch 

The smelliest, dirtiest, and dumbest part of Chicago.
Hegewisch wishes it was as cool as the East Side
Hegewisch by Big Chief April 21, 2005
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Hegewisch 

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.
hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.
Hegewisch by jackass April 22, 2005

Hegewisch 

A suburb near Indiana. Has many break ins and liberal people. Many feminists also. Gas and smokes are cheap so that’s cool eh?
Oh my god. I’m going to throw a sick banger in Hegewisch next week.
Hegewisch by Jroc Smokey January 21, 2019

hedgewitch 

A Hedge-witch or Hedge-Rider is a Woman or a Man who is consciously blended with his or her Higher Consciousness...Inner God/Goddess...Source Energy...Much like a Channel or Medium as those terms would apply a flow of Consciousness, however, the Hedge-Witch or Hedge-Rider will only flow energy from their "Source Energy Family", not from anything or anyone out in the Universe. They should not be confused with Green Witches, Kitchen Witches or any other tradition because their forte is not gardening or cooking, but channeling Wisdom and guidance from the non-physical.
Hedge Witch, Rider, Between the Worlds or Hedges, Multi-Consciousness, Universal Energy, Channel, Source Energy, Powerful, healer, Hedgewitch
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026