A
food delivery service that deals
almost exclusively in raisins, almonds, and vinegar. If it’s not
sour and crunchy, it’s not Blue Apron.
Look at your
hand? Nothing in it? Well, look at your other
hand. You
may be surprised to find $10 dollars in this
hand. What to do? What to do? If you’re feeling hungry, you
may be in luck because that $10 dollars can go a long way toward your next meal of choice.
Heck, you can head on down to the
local Qdoba and nom nom through a delicious double steak
bowl with a side of chips and queso with 10 whole dollars. No one would knock you for making that choice, but you have another choice. You could choose to take that 10 dollars and have a combination of raisins, almonds, and vinegar delivered right to your door as many times a week as your little heart desires! This way you can take it upon yourself to cook up a nice, sour, grool after having spent that last 12 hours in the miserable hell hole you call a
job. Blue Apron is the perfect excuse to
don an apron, sharpen up those knives you got 10 years ago at your wedding, and dirty up every pot and
pan in the house.
Here’s some excellent Blue Apron recipes:
1. Raisin and almond patties with a nice vinegar dipping sauce.
2. Raisin and almonds frozen in vinegar ice cubes to chill a nice glass of straight vinegar.
3. Raisin and almond kabobs(toothpicks not provided) grilled with a vinegar glaze.
4. Raisin/almond shooters with a vinegar base.