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Cedar Falls 

BEST AND WORST TOWN YOU WILL EVER FIND.
NORTH EAST OF IOWA (A MIDWEST STATE.)
SMALL.
BORING.
SHITLOAD OF TREES.
SHITLOAD OF CORN & SOY BEAN FIELDS.
MANY ETHNICITIES.
SCHOOLS SUCK.
PEOPLE SUCK.
MALL SUCKS.
POLICE SUCK.
DRUGS.
BEER PONG.
CIGS.
DEALERS.
CONTACT JOHNNY DEXTER FOR SHROOMS.
GRAFFITI.
COLLEGE TOWN.
VICTORIAN HOUSES.
THE CUP OF JOE.
PABLOS.
BAD DRIVERS.
GAY CARS.
BECK & DEERY OWN HALF OF TOWN (THEY SUCK.)
BAPTIST & LUTHERAN.
FEW VIRGINS.
HARDCORE/METAL/INDIE SCENE (GETTING STEADILY WORSE.)
BROS.
SCENE KIDS.
HIPSTERS.
REDNECKS.
IGNORANCE.
RAP & COUNTRY.
RACING ON HUDSON ROAD & UNIVERSITY AVENUE.
SKATEBOARDING.
ROLLERBLADING.
BICYCLING.
VIDEO GAMES.
GUNS.
TRAILER PARKS.
SPLIT REPUBLICANS & DEMOCRATS.
GOOD TATTOO SCENE : OMEGA RED, RITUAL, & AREA 51.
COLLEGE HILL.
MOHAIR PEAR.
LIMITED EDITION.
BARS.
STURGIS FALLS.
BRUTAL WINTERS.
SWELTERING SUMMERS.
DETASSELING.
FRIENDLY FOLKS.
DIRTY MOUTHS.
SHOPLIFTING.
FLOODS.
SOME RACISM.
MATERIALISM.
CEDAR RIVER IS NASTY.
319 IS THE BEST AREA CODE.
REPRESENT, BITCHES.
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Cedar Falls 

A small town by waterloo, Iowa

with zipcode 50613
Cedar Falls, Iowa, USA
Cedar Falls by Danny April 17, 2005

Cedar Falls High School 

Cedar Falls High School ain't really all that's it's made out to be. Parents and kids brag that this school is amazing, but its facilities look like they haven't been upgraded since 1934 (this is not an exaggeration - ask any current or former student), and the quality of education is decent at best. Interestingly, the school doesn't have a valedictorian because administrators dont wanna offend dumb kids. Also the school cares more about sports than funding academics, leading to ever increasing class sizes. Essentially it's a typical high school - constant partying and mediocre students along with a minority of successful students. At least we are better than the schools in Waterloo, though.
DeShawn: Why the hell does Cedar Falls High School look like a 1950s mental asylum?

Tyrone: because it is

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026